Pain & Company is seeking a highly aesthetic, moderately intelligent, and extremely obedient piece of meat for the position of Himbo Intern
This is a specialized internship track designed for individuals whose primary value to the firm is visual appeal, enthusiasm, and willingness to be directed to provide pleasure.
As an Intern, you will enter a fixed evaluation period (90+ days) under direct supervision of Leadership.
Internship sessions are structured, individually compensated engagements designed to assess alignment, chemistry, and long-term fit.
The Himbo Intern functions as:
Strategic thinking is optional.
Successful Himbo Interns demonstrate:
Monthly Contribution: $100/month — gifted toward Leadership's lifestyle desires (i.e. pilates, silversmithing expenses, etc.). Submitted on the 1st of each month. It is an ongoing expression of participation in her world.
Interns begin under the standard 3-6 Month Evaluation Period (period dependent upon negotiation).
Session Intern Rate:
90 min - $650 ($150 savings)
2 hrs - $800 ($200 savings)
3 hrs -$1,100 ($300 savings)
4 hrs - $1,400 ($400 savings)
Booking Structure:
-Sessions are booked in pairs, spaced no more than 45 days apart. Deposits for both sessions are submitted in advance before the first session is confirmed.
Evaluation Period:
3–6 months, negotiated at placement. A minimum of 4 completed sessions is required before promotion eligibility is considered.
During this period, Leadership is assessing:
At the conclusion of the internship, Leadership will determine:
Promotion is contingent on loyalty, chemistry, and sustained usefulness.
Himbo Interns may advance to:
This role is ideal for individuals who:
